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NO SHIRT, NO SHOES + (“Plus” is a public safety notice addendum to our service policy.)
We welcome all members of the community and strive to serve all to the best of our ability, regardless of race, color, creed, or orientation. This is Southern Hospitality in the Republic.
If you are drinking to forget, please pay in advance.
We will not require masks at our locale even if there is another “declared” health emergency. We have peer reviewed research of over ten million people which show masks to be ineffective. If you show up wearing a mask, we will assume that you lack basic cognitive skills or your intent is to rob us and our patrons. Be advised.
Situational awareness is a personal skill, but we feel obligated to inform members of the situation. We are in a conservative county. Patrons who visit are expected to treat each other with mutual respect. This means that if a patron shows up with green and purple hair, inked sleeves, and piercings instead of a white Stetson and cowboy boots, their rights will still be respected here.
We recognize the right to bear arms under the 2nd amendment and do not have a metal detector at the door, besides 3D printed weapons easily slip right by so why should we invest in old technology?
We also recognize the 1st amendment and we encourage intellectual debate. We do not encourage arguments, especially heated arguments. If you opponent reduces their defense to name calling and is no longer addressing the issue, exercise the maturity to recognize that you have already won and disengage. However, if the exchange continues to the point of disturbing others, we may ask you and your opponent to move your “discussion” to the private dueling range in the back forty. Paintball guns are available for childish arguments such as religion and politics. If the argument involves family honor and you want to take it to the next level, it is a free country, skip the non lethal option.
(Backhoe rental available for $140/day collected from each participant in advance)
A special note to Transgender patrons; We suggest that you use your spidey senses and not wear rainbow colored attire which may attract unwanted scrutiny by other patrons. Also if your eyes are dilated you may also attract additional unwanted scrutiny. Please be drug free and blend in. Refrain from advertising your sexuality, we don’t care, it is none of our business. Bonus Tip from our cleaning staff: Please refrain from talking to children when their parents are not around.
We reserve the right to discriminate against mass shooters and suicide bombers. Find a different venue as we have informed you that some or all of our patrons may have concealed weapons. Don’t think that you can cherry pick likely targets/responders who may be packing simply based upon long hair, an emblem laden Harley Jacket and silver chain on their wallet. Granny Clampett is just as likely to put a cap in yo ass. Govern yourselves accordingly.
A special note to suicide bombers and mass shooters: If you choose to exercise your right to freely assemble at our venue and challenge our admonitions, it is all on you. However, if you are truly intent on achieving your goal, please have a legitimate coherent point. It would be nice to have your manifesto a few days in advance so we can prepare for your arrival. Do not leave it on your table at home where the investigators will find it posthumously as it shows a lack of courage and conviction. Cowards shouldn’t make headlines.
Welcome to Texas!
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