Once upon a time there was a beer makers convention. The presidents of all the major beer makers were there. After a meeting, the heads of Coors, Budweiser, and Guinness went to the bar for a drink. The pres of Coors says, “I’ll have a Coors Light.” Likewise, the head of Bud says, “I’ll have a Bud Light.” The head of Guinness says, “I’ll have a Coke.” When the others looked at him he simply said, “If the 2 of you aren’t drinking real beer, then neither am I.”