Following a frantic two day search of military weapons stockpiles across the US,  the Airforce finally made a last minute discovery of a single Sidewinder missile. Reports indicate the President was furious over the long delay. He immediately ordered the downing of “China Balloon One”  over watery parts of South Carolina where it splashed helplessly into the sea. High fives were heard in Air Force bunkers and sweat was mopped from worried brows as they watched the last MX9 take out the dangerous blimp. But there were curses too. What if those Chinese build another one? How will we shoot it down next time?

Zelenski smiled smugly from his presidential chair over in Ukraine. He finally had America by the nuts. Now send me those F16s he shouted! Cause I got all your ammo!

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