JC again

The narrative is hanging on by a thread, and covid cashperts, I mean paid experts — in a pathetically obvious attempt to get folks to pay any attention at all to their brand-new-and-improved variant — are pulling out all the stops. Last week Jimmy Fallon ‘sang’ an appalling and frankly embarrassing song on live TV about “XBB.1.5:”

https://twitter.com/FallonTonight/status/1611222337210441730?utm_source=substack&utm_medium=email

Then over the last few days, corporate media has been valiantly efforting a salty new movement to brand the next variant with a more memorable name than a bunch of capital letters and numbers. Unfortunately, they may have overshot the mark — just a smidge — when they hysterically labeled it, “the Kraken.” I am not making that up.

Variant XBB.1.5, a/k/a “the Kraken,” is a tiny microscopic virus that causes a mild cold in some people. Sore throat, runny nose, mild cough. Well, except for triple-boosted people, who are at highest risk of hospitalization, and are being advised by experts to take MORE of the magic jab juice. You see, the trillions of tiny spikes filling your veins are like little-bitty harpoons to attack the microscopic kraken virus.

Take your jabs! This fearsome monster must be destroyed, at all costs! Sure, there could be collateral damage. But, for the love of Her Majesty’s Navy! Have you no feelings, man? It’s the Kraken!

Unfortunately for the narrative, the Kraken has been long-since obsoleted by the even-more-terrifying Doomsday Variant, from two years ago:

https://twitter.com/TheEyes2022/status/1611689834392997889?utm_source=substack&utm_medium=email

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LOL…we need a Kracken Vaccine…call it a Krackcine