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Jeff Childers smells a RAT ( is she dead or just sheltering in place >?)
Many folks were concerned for the young CTV reporter from yesterday’s post, who had what appeared to be a potentially serious, sudden and unexpected medical incident live on-air this weekend. So to allay your concerns, I dug up some more information for you. Her name is Jessica Robb. Reports suggest she is recovering at home. Probably. Maybe.
Yesterday, Jessica’s caring, helpful employer Canadian TV put out a terse, lawyerlike, uninformative statement FOR her, since she wasn’t doing it fast enough, or something:
Haha, thanks CTV, that sounds nothing at all like a hostage statement. And it’s an awful forgery, or at least part-forgery, since it was obviously drafted by lawyers or with legal help. I should know.
Amusingly, note who Jessica’s “statement” does NOT thank. Haha, she didn’t thank CTV, her doting employer who was publishing the statement on her behalf. You’d think she might’ve mentioned them, and all their motherlike assistance during her difficult day. Neither did Jessica mention how she was doing, or whether she was even conscious.
Why doesn’t Jessica just speak for herself? Well, one reason she can’t is because her social media accounts have been suddenly and unexpectedly locked down:
Makes total sense. She’s perfectly fine! Nothing to see here! Just lock it all down and put it in storage, boys. She won’t be needing these social media accounts now that she’s … uh, doing so well. Plus, we can scrub all those awkward jab-related tweets, since the jabs had nothing whatsoever to do with it, how dare you.
Of course, the Internet is forever, and quick-acting folks had already screenshotted Jessica’s Twitter thread discussing catching covid again after feeling lucky to have her three (3) shots, back in late April, back when she didn’t mind sharing her medical information:
Out of an abundance of caution, CTV Edmonton also locked down its own social media. Up to mid-day on the 8th, all their news tweets allowed comments:
I guess for some reason they don’t want to hear from us. What are you hiding from, you yellow-bellied, lizard-lipped cowards?
Oh well. In case you missed yesterday’s post, maybe because you were serving on a jury or comatose or something, here’s the original video that caused all the ruckus:
Maybe whenever Jessica gets back, she can tell us what Tiffany Dover is up to lately, and when we might expect Tiffany’s long-awaited proof of life video.
Attentive parents recognize deceitful behavior when they see it in their own children. Their comments and reactions are just so different.
Like here.