Something different for entertainment purposes…..Jackson County woman says she caught STD in car. Auto insurance to pay out $5.2 million
The Missouri Court of Appeals has affirmed that an insurance company must pay a $5.2 million settlement granted to a Jackson County woman who claimed she unwittingly caught a sexually transmitted disease from her former romantic partner in his car.
In an opinion issued Tuesday, a three-judge panel found that the judgment entered against GEICO General Insurance Company through earlier arbitration proceedings was valid. The insurance companies sought to undo the action, claiming errors were made in Jackson County Circuit Court and the settlement agreement was not done in line with Missouri law.
https://www.yahoo.com/news/jackson-county-woman-says-she-222907031.html
There once was a girl in Missouri
Who was always in a helluva hurry
The action was close
and she left with a dose
But the judge said there’s no need to worry
PERFECT!!