It’s ANOTHER pandemic. People ran an article yesterday headlined, “Blood Clots Like Hailey Bieber’s Are Happening in ‘Younger and Younger People’.” See, blood clots are like a virus. They spread and stuff. It’s probably a new blood clot variant infecting younger people now. If you don’t wear your mask, you’re going to catch clots, or something.

But it is definitely NOT anything to do with a certain medication, which wasn’t mentioned anywhere in the article about increasing numbers of blood clots in younger folks.

People interviewed a cerebrovascular doctor, Shazam Hussein. (I wonder if, right after a patient wakes up from surgery, he exclaims “Shazam!”) Dr. Hussein explained blood clots like Hailey Bieber’s can form “for different reasons.” That’s a technical term.

He warned whatever it is, is spreading. “We think of stroke as being something that happens in older ages, but we are seeing it in younger and younger people,” Hussein said.

Hussein explained that you’d better watch what you eat now. “It relates, generally, to people having unhealthy lifestyles, maybe not eating as well or not getting in regular exercise, along with other factors like genetics,” Dr. Hussein explained. He recommends sticking to a healthy diet, getting in shape, keeping cholesterol under control, and quitting smoking.

They always told us that eating junk food would give us blood clots and strokes, but we just wouldn’t listen. Now look what happened.

Dr. Hussein didn’t mention the jab. Neither did People. But curiously, People quoted him dismissing the Covid virus as the culprit. It says he noted that, while Covid-19 has been shown to cause blood clots, “fortunately most people don’t run into that issue.” So

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As if young people stroking out from eating junk food weren’t bad enough, Wales Online ran an important public service article recently headlined, “Energy Bill Price Rise May Cause Heart Attacks And Strokes, Says TV GP.”

The article warns that that the huge war-related hike in gas and electricity prices for 22 million homes across the UK could mean more heart attacks and strokes. So if there ARE a bunch of excess heart attacks and strokes, you’ll know what caused them. High gas prices. Definitely NOT any kind of medicine everybody is taking. No way. Why would you even think that. What’s wrong with you?

Now, you might be thinking that Wales Online hasn’t put a lot of thought into this theory about gas prices and heart attacks, but you’d be wrong. The paper quotes a doctor who explained, “if you can’t afford to heat your home, it actually causes an increased risk of developing heart attacks and strokes because your blood vessels contract to conserve heat, which pushes your blood pressure up, and over time that has an impact on your heart attack risk.”

See? That’s why people who live in colder climates have so many more heart attacks, and why we saw all the extra strokes during previous energy crises. Oh wait — that stuff never happened? Okay, never mind that point. Just believe. Things are different now. For some reason. Not jabs.

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Sports News reported Sunday that Nelly Korda, the No. 2 women’s golfer in the world and an Olympic gold medal winner, has been diagnosed with a blood clot. She has cancelled public appearances for now and is being treated at home.

In a tweet, Nelly reported that her arm started to feel like it was swelling up after a morning workout. She called her doctor, who advised she go to the emergency room right away, for some reason. The ER diagnosed her with a blood clot.

We still don’t know what the temperature was in Nelly’s workout room, or whether they had turned the thermostat down to save on energy costs because of high gas prices. That might be something to look into. We also don’t know about her diet, but she WAS exercising, so being out of shape can’t be it. Maybe she smokes.

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In August 2021, ProFootballTalk published an article headlined, “Deion Sanders makes case for everyone to get vaccinated.” Last Wednesday, Yahoo Finance ran an article headlined, “Deion Sanders Reveals He Had Two Toes Amputated Following Foot Surgery Complications.” The story hasn’t been public till now.

Foot surgery complications. Sounds like he stumbled catching a football or something, right?

Nope. We just learned that back in September 2021 — less than a month after arguing everyone should get vaccinated — Sanders was diagnosed with three life-threatening femoral arterial blood clots in his left leg plus compartment syndrome, which resulted in 23 days in the hospital, multiple surgeries, what Sanders described as the “filleting” of his leg to save it from amputation, his big toe and second toe being amputated, the loss of 35 pounds, and his inability to walk for months.

“The hardest thing of it all was to look down there and see that and understand once upon a time you were this type of athlete and [now] you don’t even know if you’re gonna walk because all you feel is pain and you just want to get out of the hospital,” Sanders explained at the time.