Fromm Jeff Childers

The “polls” remain neck-and-neck, but this kind of thing is not signaling confidence. The original ad was bad enough. The Washington Post amplified a widely-reported story, almost surely intended to help spread the goofy message about which it was supposedly reporting. I don’t think this is anywhere near as helpful as they think. Here’s the headline, you tell me:

Haha, “in a bathroom stall!” You can’t make this stuff up. The actual message: vote for Harris and flush your future down the toilet. So funny. Or, Kamala can be our dirty little secret. You get the idea; take it away in the comments.

Anyway, the WaPo hallucinated, or maybe hoped for, a post-it note movement, secretly spreading all across the land, tacked up in bathroom stalls at truck stops, on toilet tanks in adult toy stores, on sinks at sketchy gas stations, which will finally liberate America’s enslaved conservative women!

(Note: I’m 100% sure the reporter faked all those post-it notes. I would bet a week’s salary on it. They’re such liars. The story didn’t even claim the picture was authentic. It was just there. Those dummies made it up.)

Good luck finding any woman who’ll admit to being a vote slave. “Not me,” they’ll say, “other women.” In other words, in their twisted, surreal imaginations, manless liberal women think married conservative women must be slave voters, who just need a sly post-it nudge of encouragement from their single sisters, to cast off the yoke and oppression of the dark shadow of the Patriarchy.

Women! Tear off your bonds of mental domination! It’s that easy! All you need is a 2-inch-by-2-inch piece of paper! The Patriarchy, apparently, was a paper tiger all along. A tiny tiger of a Patriarchy that fits on a postie.

Or, the truth is that Harris is not polling well with women. Any women. But they can’t admit it. So they came up with this bizarre campaign.

I was willing to overlook that ridiculous ad caricaturing MAGA husbands and wives as a one-off. But after seeing this article, it’s clear the Dems have obviously come up an entire desperate campaign aimed squarely at Kamala’s base. They must have detected in the internal polls and focus groups that nobody wants to admit they’re voting for Kamala.

Perhaps it’s not surprising that the most unlikable candidate any political party has ever run, Kamala Harris, could be losing women, even single white women, who remain Democrats’ electoral firewall. The dimbulbs in Kamala’s campaign must be terrified and baffled. How could this happen?

In their jaded and perverted worldview, there can be only one explanation: conservative men, using Kreskin-like mind dominance, are forcing women to vote for Trump.

The funniest thing is that my wife, Michelle, is a harder-core conservative than I am. She was once thrown in Twitter jail for tweeting she wanted to punch Biden in the throat (figuratively speaking, I’m sure). They definitely don’t want to know what she would do with their silly post-it note if she found it in the bathroom. Probably wipe something with it.

Anyway—this Democrat postie note campaign, if it even exists, is a sign of wild desperation. When the history books are written on Kamala’s failed campaign, there’ll be an entire chapter on “Vote for Harris but Tell Everybody You Voted for Trump.”