From Jon Manley who’s website is called Blazing Pine Cone

“Flaming pine cones!” That’s what Prime Minister Justin Trudeau was ranting about in a viral video from the House of Commons of Canada.

At first, I thought Trudeau was enraged over my indie novel writing business, Blazing Pine Cone Publishing. After all, my first novel, Much Ado About Corona, made his scamdemic hysteria look rather silly and downright evil. And my next novel, All the Humans Are Sleeping, probably won’t end up on his nightstand.

Alas, no free publicity for me. Justin Trudeau was instead claiming that “flaming pine cones” flying kilometres through the air are the cause of the ongoing forest fires in Jasper, Alberta.

This previously unknown phenomenon of flying, flaming pine cones results from (so Trudeau claims) climate change. And the only way to stop the spread of these aerial, combustible conifer cones is to carbon tax citizens into third-world poverty.

You can watch the 17 second clip here: https://x.com/kirklubimov/status/1841842278358491430

Maybe The Invasion of the Flying, Flaming Pine Cones will be the title of my next dystopian novel. Until then, purchase copies of Blazing Pine Cone Publishing’s incendiary Much Ado About Corona for your family and friends, and help spread the fire of truth at https://muchadoaboutcorona.com

Stay sane & read great books,
John C.A. Manley