n the National Politics League, the New York Trumps and the California Harrises have just finalized a major, unprecedented, multi-player trade.

The California Harrises receive:

-Dick “Big Dick” Cheney.
-Liz “Little Dick” Cheney.
-Adam “Crotch Rot” Kinzinger
-Bill “Snuffy” Kristol
-The Bald Grifter Groomer Goons at The Lincoln Project
-Goldman Sachs
-All the other bankers who engineered the 2008 crash
-George W. Bush’s collection of really bad portraits of soldiers he killed or maimed.
-Five hundred antisemitic racists to be named later.

In exchange for the above, the New York Trumps receive:

-RFK Jr.
-Tulsi Gabbard
-Elon Musk
-Alan Dershowitz
-Tim Walz’s entire extended family
-10 million African-American male voters
-America’s working class
-Joe Biden’s mummified remains to show off in the trophy case at Trump Stadium
-The Oval Office

Stunned by the value the Trumps received, commentators on ESPN have stated that this is the most one-sided trade since the New York Yankees acquired Babe Ruth for cash used by the Boston Red Sox’s owner to finance the Broadway play “No No Nanette.”

Rumor is it that the California Harrises are working on an off-Broadway play called “No No Kamala.”

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