THEY TRIED TO IMPEACH HIM TWICE
BUT HE BEAT THE RAP

THEY TRIED TO RUSSIA HIM
BUT HE BEAT THAT RAP

THEY TRIED TO KEEP HIM OFF THE BALLOTS
BUT HE’S ON THEM ALL

THEY RAIDED HIS HOME GUS ABLAZING
BUT HE WAS NOT DETERRED

THEY TRIED TO HUMILATE HIM
BUT HE HAS NOTHING TO BE ASHAMED FOR

THEY TRIED TO BANKRUPT HIM
BUT HE ONLY GOT RICHER

THEY TRIED TO EXHAUST HIM IN COURT
BUT HE ONLY CAMPAIGNED FROM DEEP IN ENEMY TERRITORY

THEY TRIED TO JAIL HIM
BUT HE SOLD THE MUGSHOT

THEY TRIED TO KILL HIM
BUT THEY MISSED

HE’S THE TEFLON DON
NOW THEY HAVE A MARTYR ON THEIR HANDS

THE ULTIMATE BACKFIRE