“Mencken would undoubtedly agree that our democracy has been perfected under Biden to a degree even he would have considered impossible. Incompetence he could envision. But not lechery, treason, or — wait for it — defecation. Biden combines so much in a single package. The question is whether further perfection could be attained under a Harris administration. If anyone could exceed Biden, she possesses the best résumé. Alas, we may never know because of her profound ability to repel voters. But we can still dream. Assuming Biden does a Nixon, that means Trump would become the 48th president. Something to consider before investing in Trump 47 merchandise.”