With a landmark piece of legislation, the state of California became the first state in the nation to ban heterosexual marriage.

The historic law, which effectively makes it illegal for a man and woman to be joined in holy matrimony, now defines marriage as a union between anyone other than a male and a female.

“This is a day that will be remembered forever,” said Governor Gavin Newsom in a statement celebrating the ban. “The last vestiges of oppressive normalcy are gone, and we can all be gay as Satan intended.”

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