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A teacher was using her psychology and said, “Everyone who thinks they’re stupid, stand up!” After a few seconds, Little Larry stood up. The teacher said, “Do you think you’re stupid, Larry?” ”No, ma’am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself.”

Larry watched his mother smoothed cold cream on her face. “Why do you do that, mommy?” he asked. “To make myself beautiful,” said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue.” What’s the matter, asked Larry… “Giving up?”

Larry’s class was on a field trip to their local police station where they saw pictures of the 10 most wanted criminals. Larry asked, “Why didn’t you keep him when you took his picture ?”