THEY ARE ALL SICK AND GETTING SICKER
Barack Obama cancels Harvard trip (“COVID-like symptoms”); Stephen Colbert tests positive; Madonna tells crowd she doesn’t “feel very well”; Steely Dan quits Eagles tour (Donald Fagen hospitalized)
Pink cancels concert due to “family medical emergency”; “Craig Melvin is missing from Today”
Mark Crispin Miller’s Blog has headines like this EVERY DAY