Oh my goodness, it was warm during the summer! Not just warm, but the warmest warm that ever was! Yes, it’s an emergency, a crisis, the mostest baddest hotness that ever happened in the history of ever. Time to give up plastic straws and cars and hot water heaters – that’s the latest one – because Professional Licensed Scientists™ tell us we must, or else the penguins will burst into flames. Or something.

https://townhall.com/columnists/kurtschlichter/2023/07/26/they-so-want-climate-change-to-be-a-thing-n2626130?utm_source=thdailyvip&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=nl&bcid=65cbd4bc6e81a2a7794ff6168b44aa5928b2e9059f31291fd7f386463797e4cf&recip=28987363