Jeff Childers

Lately my twitter feed has been promoting these “snitch alerts” from Homeland Security, which presumably is shipping pallets of cash to twitter to convince us to tell on each other:

It’s for safety! They even made a special new day for it, September 25th, called “SeeSay Day,” which was the dumbest name they could come up with. I’m sure this holiday will be popular.

Wouldn’t it be hilarious if disgruntled citizens started spamming the SeeSay hotline with reports about the Biden Raid on Mar-a-Lago, suspicious-looking squirrels, taxi drivers with Russian accents, reports of leftist infiltration of school boards, and rumors about county officials dead-naming trans people? Oh, and let’s not forget Biden’s sketchy and super-suspicious body doubles.

I just added the snitch hotline to my contacts, then called and reported Klaus Schwab. Nobody is more suspicious than Klaus.

If you can think of anything suspicious in Florida, call 1-855-FLA-SAFE (855-352-7233). Here’s the link to where you find the phone number for other states.

The hotline isn’t for anything helpful, like rioters, ballot-box-stuffers, or sex traffickers. It’s for “domestic terrorism,” which is probably at the very bottom of the list of real threats.