from J C again

Good news everybody! Biden held a live event yesterday, to unveil the glorious details of his new and improved 2022 Cancer Moon Shot, as opposed to his lame 2016 Cancer Moon Shot, which apparently has finally expired after a long, debilitating, bureaucratic illness. We don’t need stupid moon shots like the pathetic last one, which OBVIOUSLY hasn’t worked. The improved 2022 version has a new “secret sauce,” and it’s REALLY REALLY going to work, this time.

Ironically, the secret of the 2022 Cancer Moon Shot is … a shot! Specifically, an mRNA shot. The shot doesn’t actually exist yet but — try to follow Joe’s logic here — because the mRNA shots work so well at stopping covid, they are going to stop cancer, too. See? If it works good against covid, it must be good against cancer. It’s probably good against everything, like some kind of miraculous elixir sold off of a gaily-painted stagecoach that can instantly transform into a stage while also allowing for a hasty midnight departure.

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Greg Price
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Biden: “To prevent cancers, scientists are exploring whether mRNA vaccine technologies, that brought us safe and effective covid-19 vaccines, can be used to stop cancer cells when they first arise.”

Also from the Cat Man

o, um, i see that we have now reached the “mRNA is going to cure cancer” stage of the pandemic…

if you guys need me, i’ll be hiding under the couch.

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Biden: “To prevent cancers, scientists are exploring whether mRNA vaccine technologies, that brought us safe and effective covid-19 vaccines, can be used to stop cancer cells when they first arise.