Punkeymox
Wish well the jabbed and boosted Texas gubernatorial candidate “Beto” O-Rourke, or whatever his name is, who is struggling this week. The Hill ran a story this weekend headlined, “Beto O’Rourke Pauses Campaign After Being Hospitalized With Bacterial Infection.” I know what you’re thinking. It is definitely NOT VAIDS. People, PLEASE.
But, what kind of bacterial infection is it? How’d he catch it? What kind of symptoms is he having?
Who knows! Beto isn’t saying, and the Hill is completely silent about all those perfectly normal questions. Inquiring minds may want to know, but they aren’t going to find out.
If you’re a Beto fan, don’t worry. I predict he’ll be right as rain in five to seven days. Don’t make me say it, but I think his mysterious infection might rhyme with punkeymox.
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