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The Golden Calf do you believe?
32 When the people saw that Moses was so long in coming down from the mountain, they gathered around Aaron and said, “Come, make us gods[a] who will go before us. As for this fellow Moses who brought us up out of Egypt, we don’t know what has happened to him.”
2 Aaron answered them, “Take off the gold earrings that your wives, your sons and your daughters are wearing, and bring them to me.” 3 So all the people took off their earrings and brought them to Aaron. 4 He took what they handed him and made it into an idol cast in the shape of a calf, fashioning it with a tool. Then they said, “These are your gods,[b] Israel, who brought you up out of Egypt.”
5 When Aaron saw this, he built an altar in front of the calf and announced, “Tomorrow there will be a festival to the Lord.” 6 So the next day the people rose early and sacrificed burnt offerings and presented fellowship offerings. Afterward they sat down to eat and drink and got up to indulge in revelry.
And now for an important sermon from Pastor Bo…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sI5i1WYdp4
Baloney. If we get $2000 gold and $60 silver by August I’ll walk my local town center butt naked covered in whipped cream !
Here in the colonies we do it in front of the court house, without the whipped cream.
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Ha ha – either way, I think I’m pretty safe on this one. I’m not sure the locals would ever recover !
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Yes, we call him Bo-Baloney
This is the LAST thing I would like to see take place! If gold shot to $2000 in a few months then there would be some major global chaos erupting and possibly millions of innocent people dying due to more bombs dropping. Not to mention the juniors in my PF most likely tanking along with just about everything else ala 2008. Just give me a solid base at $1400 this year and all of the juniors I am holding will most likely be flying into 2019. Believe me people, the best we should hope for is a steady climb higher, as opposed to a rocket launch above $2000 this year.
Agree 100% Olyeller.
The man is shameless. If conned sheeple are among the leaders of a lynch mob in June, justice will have been served.
LOLOLOL JSKaui…you are in the lead for the funniest post of the Year
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PS…and Music Man for the funniest comment…”here in the colonies”
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I’m blushing. LOL.