Don’t gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don’t go up, don’t buy it.
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We don’t seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business?
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Alexander Hamilton started the U.S. Treasury with nothing, and that was the closest our country has ever been to being even.
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Democrats never agree on anything, that’s why they’re Democrats. If they agreed with each other, they would be Republicans
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It’s easy being a humorist when you’ve got the whole government working for you

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Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth.
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Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.

Will Rogers

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Will_Rogers