Ha….This cute little pixie of a woman is THE most powerful Human on the Planet.

https://www.bing.com/images/search?q=yellen+pic&id=5609104B0AEA9DB06871F0E1E2CDB02DBC76EA42&FORM=IQFRBA

We got Trump vs Kim , two psychotics treating their nukes like they are playing a video game

We got These guys with lots of money wanting to kill everything that moves

We Got THE worst Hurricanes ever …coming one after the Other .

We got Supersized Earthquakes on the Pacific Coast.

The Atmosphere AND the Bowls of the Earth are both conspiring to punish us for our heathen sins.

So in summary:

Nukes and Kooks all over the damn place .

The Worst Hurricanes in Recorded History

The Worst Sequential Earthquakes in a Long time.

The world is being smacked to smitherines 3 different ways….who’s Next to get clobbered back to the Stone Age ~ !

BUT Our Precious Gold …gets trashed exactly at 2 PM Eastern …. because of a few choice words from Janet

The UnQE shall begin….we will start selling our Bonds on the open market …and that is Good for a 1% smackeroo in Precious Metals…..in spite of all the above.

You gotta love the fact that This tiny little gremlin of a woman …with the personality of everyone’s favorite granma……is who calls Gold !

“Whatever it takes to add a little excitement to an upcoming Fed announcement, right?”

“Loaded for bear?”