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The Department of Homeland security is officially out of their fucking mind.

1. Kewl2 says:

   July 25, 2023 - 6:13 pm at 6:13 pm

   Check out the “reasons” they’re labeling Americans as right wing extremists now:

   • Combat veterans who are quote unquote “disgruntled about the takeover of their country.” (Well, at least they’re saying the quiet part out loud now.)

   • Anyone that opposes war…because as you know, nothing is more “extreme” than not wanting to drone bomb kids and fight by proxy wars for Lindsay Graham and the rest of the murderers over at the banks and the military industrial complex.

   • People that don’t think they should be paying income taxes because Congress violated the Constitution in the first place to push it through by lying to everyone…which is actually 100% accurate. They did the same thing with the Federal Reserve.

   • Anyone that opposes the Feds restricting their 2nd amendment rights, even though it’s literally within our rights to.

   • Anyone with a better explanation to all these mass shootings and domestic terrorist attacks than our lying ass government who blatantly committed some of them and allowed others to happen while poorly covering it up. (9/11, Oklahoma Bombing, Ruby Ridge, Las Vegas shooting, anyone?)

   • Anyone who opposes open borders, which is most people…so good luck with that.

   • Anyone against abortion because hey…Planned Parenthood isn’t buying off politicians for nothing.

   • Anyone that considers themselves a “Patriot” because….well, you’re getting in the way of them destroying the country you love, silly!

   • Anyone that brings up the US Constitution, you know…that thing that restricts these assholes from doing the exact same things they’re doing now.

   • Supports a 3rd party candidate, because how dare you not vote for the useless, shit candidates the parties shove down our throats every election cycle! These people need to maintain their privileged status quo!

   • Anyone that wants to audit the Federal Reserve… because how dare you want to know how they keep losing track of trillions of dollars! (Meanwhile they hired 87,000 IRS agents to nickel and dime the rest of us about what we sell on EBay.)

   • Anyone that opposes a carbon tax to a World Bank. (Yes, that’s literally how they word it too, but I’m glad that was also considered just a “conspiracy theory.”)

   • And finally…anyone that opposes the United Nations or the WHO, even though the UN has been raping women and children in 3rd world countries for decades and the WHO just tried to kill everyone with a poisoned shot over a virus they also illegally made in a lab to kill and control everybody.

2. Fullgoldcrown says:

   July 25, 2023 - 7:28 pm at 7:28 pm

   Guilty as charged with NO apologies you dickheads

3. Farmer says:

   July 25, 2023 - 9:19 pm at 9:19 pm

   The list encompasses the entire population save nobody except people who are in comas! Truly amazing.

4. Columbia says:

   July 25, 2023 - 9:31 pm at 9:31 pm

   It’s the Babylon Bee…….right?

   • Farmer says:

     July 25, 2023 - 10:02 pm at 10:02 pm

     Its the list written by an invading army.