WHICH IS “NORMAL”

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Actor Jansen Panettiere, 28, a child star of the 2000s and brother of actress Hayden Panettiere, had his final curtain call Sunday when he suddenly and unexpectedly died AT HOME. After Jansen missed a meeting Sunday morning, his friends went to his house and found him dead, sitting upright in a chair.

Now that’s sudden.

They have no idea what killed Jansen, totally baffled, except they’ve ruled out foul play, and of course we know the one thing that it could not possibly have been, because that one thing is 100% safe and effective according to the CDC and can’t hurt anybody.