> We walked in to a restaurant to have dinner tonight….
> Hello.
> Hi, table for two, please.
> Sure, and your name.
> Jimmy,
> Great. And do you and your wife have your vaccination cards?
> We do….Can you tell us who our server will be?
> Um, looks like Tom will be your server tonight.
> Great. Can you show us Tom’s vaccination card? And yours as well? And the cook’s (since he is preparing our food, afterall)?
> Um…
> And also, can you provide me with proof that Tom and the cooks are not a carriers of HIV, Hepatitis A, B, or C – or any other communicable diseases?
> Um…
> Also, we would prefer not to be served by someone who is on or uses recreational drugs such as marijuana, cocaine, meth, fentanyl, etc, so if you could provide us with Tom’s most recent tox screen, that would be great.
> Um… Let me get the manager for you.
> That would be great,

Thanks Ron 🙂