OK…HELP ME OUT HERE GANG

THE WIMBLEDON TENNIS TOURNAMENT HAS BEGUN IN THE UK

I flipped it on and noticed near full fan attendance and no masks.

So I looked it up and here’s the deal…This also applies to the Euro Soccer Stadiums in the UK

Either show proof of second vaccination 14 days prior ( The Dreaded Vaccine Passport )

OR

a Negative lateral flow covid test within 48 hours of entry.

Soooo….WTF is a Lateral Flow Covid Test >?

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2021/apr/15/what-is-lateral-flow-covid-test-how-accurate

AND

How does one provide a negative test upon entry to Wimbledon ?

https://edgbaston.com/info/faqs/how-do-spectators-prove-they-have-had-a-negative-lateral-flow-test-result/

OKie Dokie …as I understand this …You can order 7 test kits and do the test at home

After the test you register your positive OR negative result Online with the UK Department of Lateral Flow Tests…Right ? Then the Department of Flow sends an approval to you phone and you are good to go.

Am I missing something here ?

Um….so….It’s an honor system ?

Each time you want to attend an event requiring one of these negative tests you are expected to self administer a schwab up your nose and stick it in a soup and then take a “litmus” test..which provides immediate results

Then you are expected to “honestly” report the results to the Ministry of Covid .

It’s the honor system right ?

Ummmm

OK OK Shhhhhhh

Completely leaving aside that these tests are very innacurate and completely meaningless …my questions are

1..WTF ?

2…Is there ANYONE who will actually stick the schwab up their nose in the first place ?

3…Is there anyone who would “report” a Positive test result to the Ministry Of Covid ?

4…Does this make everyone who attends Wimbledon or the Euro Soccer Championchips feel safe where they would not feel safe had this measure not been in place ?

5…WTF ?

Now…I am sure No self respecting Goldtenter would EVER consider falsifying a serious medical test result just to go and watch a sporting event or concert BUT there may be someone out there who just might consider such ! This is very dangerous. I think I’ll just stay home and watch it on TV ( with my mask on)

So after all this huffing and puffing …These Vaccine Passports are…MUCH ADO ABOUT NOTHING

Nice Play Shakespeare