Loading ...Fattest, Sickest Country On Earth Concerned New Health Secretary Might Do Something Different – Babylon Bee
With seventy-five percent of the adult population now overweight or obese, government officials expressed deep reservations about doing anything differently whatsoever. Thousands of employees within Health and Human Services have even threatened to quit if the new Secretary tries to get the country to change direction in some way.
“RFK is a nut and his ideas are crazy,” said FDA employee Sharon Wilmington, as she slapped a “Heart Healthy” sticker on a box of Froot Loops. “We obviously have this thing under control.”
At publishing time, climate experts had begun to consider that the sea levels were rising because so many fat Americans were making the land sink.