Does it make you wonder if this is one of the greatest pickup lines ever at an airport — excuse me miss but I found your red panties — now I can’t just hand them over because I have to remain masked at all times so lets rent a room and I’ll slip on something else for the journey and then you can have yours back??

“Passenger Adam Jenne was flying from Fort Lauderdale to Washington D.C. but was escorted off of his flight before it took off. He was officially asked to leave the flight for “failing to comply with the federal mask mandate”.

Jenne wasn’t shy about his reasoning for using the thong as his mask. “I think the best way to illustrate absurdity is with absurdity,”

https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/man-thrown-united-flight-after-using-red-thong-mask