New Zealand’s prime minister has given some Kiwis an early Christmas present as she announced that newly relaxed Covid-19 restrictions, based on a ‘traffic light system’, allow for orgies of up to 25 people.

Having been asked to explain some of the finer details of the traffic light system, Ardern confirmed that everything from dating to sex parties is back on the table. “I can confirm that Tinder liaisons have reopened. It’s not strictly embedded in the traffic light system but um, it is a given, up to 25 actually, in a red area.”

https://citizenfreepress.com/breaking/wicked-witch-declares-the-vaccinated-can-now-have-sex-orgies-with-25-people/

 

See — sex sells!