Wicked Witch Declares… The Vaccinated can now have sex orgies with 25 people…
New Zealand’s prime minister has given some Kiwis an early Christmas present as she announced that newly relaxed Covid-19 restrictions, based on a ‘traffic light system’, allow for orgies of up to 25 people.
Having been asked to explain some of the finer details of the traffic light system, Ardern confirmed that everything from dating to sex parties is back on the table. “I can confirm that Tinder liaisons have reopened. It’s not strictly embedded in the traffic light system but um, it is a given, up to 25 actually, in a red area.”
See — sex sells!
I had never believed in the devil before but such evil perversion they push upon our children woke me up. Kinda tough having an orgy with the mask on methinks.
I’ll tell you one thing: that cringe inducing skank surely won’t be invited to my next orgy – even if I’m having difficulty filling out the guest list with the apparently de rigueur twenty five!