A friend sent this to me tonight…. It kind of fits

In the spirit of the comedy routine, “Who’s on First”; ….. I think Fauci is Bud here:

from Alex Berenson

Bud: ‘You can’t come in here!’

Lou: ‘Why not?’

Bud: ‘Well because you’re unvaccinated.’

Lou: ‘But I’m not sick.’

Bud: ‘It doesn’t matter.’

Lou: ‘Well, why does that guy get to go in?’

Bud: ‘Because he’s vaccinated.’

Lou: ‘But he’s sick!’

Bud: ‘It’s alright. Everyone in here is vaccinated.’

Lou: ‘Wait a minute. Are you saying everyone in there is vaccinated?

Bud: ‘Yes.’

Lou: ‘So then why can’t I go in there if everyone is vaccinated?

Bud: ‘Because you’ll make them sick.’

Lou: ‘How will I make them sick if I’m NOT sick and they’re vaccinated.’

Bud: ‘Because you’re unvaccinated.’

Lou: ‘But they’re vaccinated.’

Bud: ‘But they can still get sick.’

Lou: ‘So what the heck does the vaccine do?’

Bud: ‘It vaccinates.’

Lou: ‘So vaccinated people can’t spread covid?’

Bud: ‘Oh no. They can spread covid just as easily as an unvaccinated person.’

Lou: ‘I don’t even know what I’m saying anymore. Look. I’m not sick.’

Bud: ‘Ok.’

Lou: ‘And the guy you let in IS sick.’

Bud: ‘That’s right.’

Lou: ‘And everybody in there can still get sick even though they’re vaccinated.’

Bud: ‘Certainly.’

Lou: ‘So why can’t I go in again?’

Bud: ‘Because you’re unvaccinated.’

Lou: ‘I’m not asking who’s vaccinated or not!’

Bud: ‘I’m just telling you how it is.’

Lou: ‘Nevermind. I’ll just put on my mask.’

Bud: ‘That’s fine.’

Lou: ‘Now I can go in?’

Bud: ‘Absolutely not?’

Lou: ‘But I have a mask!’

Bud: ‘Doesn’t matter.’

Lou: ‘I was able to come in here yesterday with a mask.’

Bud: ‘I know.

Lou: So why can’t I come in here today with a mask? ….If you say because I’m unvaccinated’ again, I’ll break your arm.’

Bud: ‘Take it easy, buddy.’

Lou: ‘So the mask is no good anymore.’

Bud: ‘No, it’s still good.’

Lou: ‘But I can’t come in?’

Bud: ‘Correct.’

Lou: ‘Why not?’

Bud: ‘Because you’re unvaccinated.’

Lou: ‘But the mask prevents the germs from getting out.

Bud: ‘Yes, but people can still catch your germs.’

Lou: ‘But they’re all vaccinated.’

Bud: ‘Yes, but they can still get sick.

Lou: ‘But I’m not sick!!’

Bud: ‘You can still get them sick.’

Lou: ‘So then masks don’t work?’

Bud: ‘No. Masks work very well.’

Lou: ‘So how in the heck can I get vaccinated people sick if I’m not sick and masks work?’

Bud: ‘Look, just listen to the science, OK?

Lou: OK, what about the flu? It’s been eradicated right?

Bud: yes, because masks and social distancing work!

Lou: they work for flu, but not for covid?

Bud: no, they work for both diseases

Lou: so how have we eradicated the influenza corona virus with masks and social distancing, but the covid coronavirus still circulates freely? It’s almost like it’s spreading by another means…

Bud: Oh don’t start your tin foil hat anti-vax crap again Lou!

Lou: Bud, are you drunk? The unvaccinated people are healthy and not wearing a mask. The vaccinated people are wearing a mask, sick, and afraid of getting infected with a virus that has a 99.997% survival rate,

that they are fully immunized against. This is insanity Bud!

Bud: Yeah, you are insane Lou. You not wanting to inject yourself with an untested experimental cocktail of pathogens is selfish. You are putting us all at risk!

Lou: how am I putting you at risk, and what is the risk exactly?

Bud: you won’t get vaccinated. That creates a risk for me

Lou: so your medicine doesn’t work unless I take mine?

Bud: correct. The vaccine only works if everyone takes it

Lou: but everyone CAN’T take it, Bud. Why would I want to get vaccinated?

Bud: to be safe from the virus. So you don’t have to wear a mask or social distance anymore

Lou: do you feel safe Bud?

Bud: no

Lou: can you still get infected?

Bud: yes

Lou: Can you still spread it?

Bud: yes

Lou: do you still have to wear a mask?

Bud: yes

Lou: do you still have to social distance?

Bud: yes

Lou: so again, why should I get the vaccine?

Bud: because we have to eradicate covid

Lou: how would the vaccine eradicate covid?

Bud: herd immunity

Lou: you do know that you can only get herd immunity through antibodies produced either by infection or by vaccines right?

Bud: yes, flatten the curve

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Looky here Breaking News…Fauci says you are still Fully Vaccinated with 2 doses but if you want too be Optimally Vaccinated ( which is better then Fully Vaccinated ) you need to be “Boosted”.