Yesterday, former House Speaker, Day Trader, Day Drinker, and antique Democrat Nancy Pelosi, 84, tripped going down marble stairs at the Grand Ducal Palace in Luxembourg and took a hard fall. A source “close to Pelosi” told the Times that the superannuated Speaker fractured her hip. Either way, apparently not trusting local healthcare, or perhaps fearing leaks, the military medivaced Pelosi to a joint US military hospital in Germany.

Jeff Childers