Let me get this straight, the peace president had the choice of  telling Israel to allow food and medicine into Gaza, and to move to stage two of the ceasefire agreement that the peace president had proudly brokered, or to bomb the hell out of the Houthis, give the go ahead for Israel to get on with the genocide in Gaza, allow the broadening of that genocide to the West Bank, and resume their losing battle with Hezbollah in Lebanon.

I’ve read  he is desirous of a Nobel Peace Prize. With that record, he’s probably a front runner. I can only imagine Netanyahu being close. I’m pulling for the Israeli PM, if only because he will need something to hang on the wall of his prison cell once his killing spree ends. Trump will have another chance to win it after redoubling his previous support for extravagantly financing the butchery in Ukraine.

When Putin wouldn’t fold his royal flush in the face of Trump’s high card, the Nobel aspirant brilliantly doubled down on the already lost war.  He will never match the numbers of dead that Clueless Joe amassed, after all there are only so many poor men that regret having but one life to give for their country, but the sheer hypocrisy of running as a peace president, while immediately supercharging two wars, must be considered to be the type of artistic deal making for which he is famously famous. What a golden gollum of a guy! We should all be proud of supporting him.