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this is what I said at the end of my roast set on CNN tonight that I zoomed through beacause I was running out of time (and scared) : Since I only have a minute left and I’m live on an establishment media, I figured I’d list some of things mainstream media will never cover:

and these were on CNN

“Kamala was forced on us so hard you’d think she was patented by Pfizer.”
“I’m now playing 3,000-seat theaters, which is about the viewership of CNN these days.”
“The first trump shooter didn’t have any silverware in his house,
The Crown prince of Saudi Arabia put money into Disney,
why is fluoride still in our water?
Monsanto paid Google to skew search results,
why are so many presidents chefs dead?”