From Brian A.

Just wanted to let you know….I just received my 2023 Senior’s Security Stimulus Package.

It contained two tomato seeds, pancake mix, two discount coupons to KFC, a “Trudeau Build Back Better” bumper sticker, a prayer rug, a Trudeau Speech Decoder Ring, a machine to blow smoke up my azz, and a “Blame it on Alberta” poster for the front yard.

The directions were in French

Yours should arrive soon…..

Brian