“THE THREE PRESIDENTS’ GESTURE”
TO DRAW THE SHEEP
TO THE VACCINE,
WE’LL JUST GET SHOT
WITH PURE SALINE!

THEN WE’LL FAKE A MILD REACTION,
AND PROCLAIM OUR SATISFACTION.

WE’LL ELIMINATE THEIR WORRIES,
AND ENSURE EVERYONE HURRIES
TO THE FIRST DOSE THEY NEED TAKE…
… BUT THEIR FIRST DOSES SHALL BE FAKE.

THEN WE’LL WAIT TWO MONTHS OR SO,
FOR THE PUBLIC TRUST TO GROW.

THEN, AS COVID VAX-SHOPS SPREAD,
THE CAMPAIGN SHALL FORGE AHEAD.

NO MORE SALINE FOR THE MASSES:
REAL VACCINE FOR THOSE DUMB ASSES.

THEN, WITH MILLIONS VAXXED, NO DOUBT,
KILLER SIDE-EFFECTS SHALL SPROUT.

THEY’LL BE TOO FAR GONE TO SAVE…
BUT WE’LL BLAME “THE SECOND WAVE”.

SAY THE THE DEATHS
ARE FROM THE VIRUS,
THEY’LL BELIEVE IT,
THEY WON’T FIRE US.

MORE WILL RUSH TO VACCINATE,
AND WILL SHARE THE SAME SAD FATE.
BILLIONS SHALL BE DEAD BY THEN,
AND THE REST IN HOLDING PENS.

MUCH TOO WEAK TO FIGHT OR TRY,
WAITING POINTLESSLY TO DIE