THE UNITED KINGDOM, OUR ONCE GREAT ALLY, MAYBE THE GREATEST OF THEM ALL, IS FINALLY GIVING SERIOUS THOUGHT TO SENDING TWO AIRCRAFT CARRIERS TO THE MIDDLE
EAST.
THAT’S OK, PRIME MINISTER STARMER, WE DON’T NEED THEM ANY LONGER — BUT, WE WILL REMEMBER. WE DON’T NEED PEOPLE THAT JOIN WARS AFTER WE’VE ALREADY WON!