“You shouldn’t homeschool. You should let experts educate your kids.”

“Ok. And we get bad results, the experts will be held responsible for their failure?”

“Good heavens, no. Outcomes are your responsibility as parents.”

“Ok. If I’m responsible anyway, I think I’ll just homeschool.”

“You aren’t smart enough to educate your children. Leave it to the experts.”

“But…you just said…”

“You obviously still need to be involved. You need to spend time at home ensuring good educational outcomes.”

“Ok. How much time will I have?”

“We’ll have them most of the day. After homework and everything else, you’ll have 2-3 hours, tops. Far less if they are in extracurricular activities.”

“So you get my children for far longer than me each day, and take no responsibility?”

“Yes. We’re the *experts.*”

“Well, if those 2-3 hours each night is all it should take to ensure good educational outcomes, I think I’ll homeschool and be done before noon everyday.”

“…”

“…”

“Why do you spew such hate toward teachers?”