TRANSAGEISM !

It’s coming …from JC

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I’m getting kind of sick of everybody else getting a trans- label. Where’s mine? The newest one you should watch out for is “trans-age,” which as far as I can tell is the latest euphemism for Minor Attracted Persons, or in oldspeak, “Pedos.”

Yeah, okay. So a 38-year-old who has sex with a 12-year-old — but “identifies” as twelve himself — does not actually commit statutory rape, because that would be totally transphobic and is just how the heterosexual patriarchy has been oppressing misunderstood trans people since the Stone Age.

Where’s the social justice?

Last week, Canadian lawmakers filed an exciting new bill that would make it a felony to hatefully “mis-age” anybody. Haha, just kidding. Mostly. I mean, it could have happened, who knows. I bet you believed it for a second.

Anyway, nobody could have seen THIS coming, right?

In fact, trans-age-ism is not yet in vogue; most transgender activists still deny that age is a malleable characteristic like gender. But every single argument for transgenderism can be easily flipped to make the exact same argument for transage-ism. If we can’t squash the insane, anti-scientific idea of transgenderism, transageism will be right behind it.

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PS …TIGER WOODS IS STRUGGLING TO KEEP UP ON THE MEN’S TOUR…BUT…WHAT IF …HE IDENTIFIES AS A 60 YEAR OLD ! HE HAS THE JOINTS OF A 60 YEAR OLD ( MAYBE 70) SO WHY NOT ?

THEN HE CAN PLAY ON THE SENIORS TOOR AND WIN A FEW ROUNDS. APPARENTLY HE COULD USE THE MONEY AS HE IS GOING THRU ANOTHER EXPENSIVE DEIVORCE

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