Following a meeting with Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau at Mar-a-Lago, Trump worked with his inner circle to devise the plan to have the U.S. absorb Canada as the 51st state of the union while changing its name to something that better describes its people and culture.

At publishing time, rumors persisted that Trump would also name Justin Trudeau the first female governor of Gay North Dakota.

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