If you’re a regular American who heard President Joe Biden refer to half the country as “garbage” the other day, you may be wondering to yourself: “Am I a garbage?”

Well, wonder no longer, for we at the Babylon Bee have consulted the experts to determine the clearest signs of whether or not someone is garbage. Do you fit any of them? Take a look:

https://babylonbee.com/news/are-you-garbage-know-the-signs

AND

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6HnqV6jzTU&t=12s