OK first, what a douchebag.  Like, you are purposely causing large moves that affect people’s lives as a joke.  I’d like to hook this guys balls up to my car battery and turn on the juice.

Re:Warsh

Yes, he really did. During his highly anticipated August 28, 2026 keynote speech at the Jackson Hole economic symposium, Federal Reserve Chair Kevin Warsh  purposefully opened by talking about nature hikes. 
The Real Intent Behind the “Hikes” Talk
While Wall Street investors and algorithmic trading systems were listening for clues about interest rate hikes, Warsh deliberately used the word “hike” three times in his opening minutes to describe actual treks in the mountains. He used the wordplay to set a tone for his new regime at the Fed: [1, 2]
What a dick.
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