Elon Musk says that there is a literal limestone mine where they store all the US Government’s retirement paperwork built in 1950 that they need to go up and down every time they want to retire someone from Federal Government. The speed in which they can retire people is limited by the speed of the elevator shaft. Yes, actually.

https://x.com/i/status/1889435022706483450

No you can’t make this up. Wait till Elon finds out about the computer systems the Department of Veteran’s Affairs operates on.