Former President Donald Trump seemed to have outsmarted federal prosecutors once again, as reports out of Mar-A-Lago indicated the 45th President and current 2024 candidate had chosen Joe Biden’s son, Hunter, as his running mate, leading the Department of Justice to halt all investigations against Trump.

“It really is a brilliant, ‘4D chess’ type of move,” said disheveled political analyst Steve Bannon after Trump made his announcement. “There’s no way the DOJ or the FBI will do any investigating when Hunter Biden is attached to the campaign. Checkmate, losers!”

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