GOLF MORONITY
Just played my first Covid Round today
Played with 3 city slickers.
First Tee…Everybody wanted to elbow bump but I held out my hand and they had to shake it .
Last hole… they wanted to click putters…I held out my hand …
There are NO Rakes by the bunkers. i asked why ?
Because if you touch a rake and the next guy touches the rake you might kill him
but no problem sharing a cart.
The Pins are also taboo…do not touch the pin….leave it in the hole.
There is a sponge in the hole too so the ball doesn’t sink too deep where you may get coodies
Everyone thought this was a good idea.
NO MASKS WERE WORN DURING THE ROUND …BUT AS SOON AS IT ENDED…THE OTHER THREE GUYS MASKED UP
SHEESH