Would be in Jail Today

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125 Carlin Quotes !

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“I often warn people: ‘Somewhere along the way, someone is going to tell you, ‘There is no ‘I’ in team.’ What you should tell them is, ‘Maybe not. But there is an ‘I’ in independence, individuality, and integrity.”

Not only do I not know what’s going on, I wouldn’t know what to do about it if I did.”

“Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.”

“Careful, if you think too much, they’ll take you away.”