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Good morning, C&C family, it’s Wednesday! Your special California edition roundup today includes: a sitting governor who called a press conference to announce that he is, personally, a criminal suspect— a bold marketing strategy normally avoided by criminal suspects; a four-minute-and-forty-two-second basement selfie video, shot in a lighting style we’ll call Hostage, in which Newsom bravely reveals he’s under federal investigation while heroically declining to mention for what; a leaked talking-points memo whose first question is “what is he being investigated for?” and whose first answer is —and I am not making this up— essentially “good question, ask the DOJ”; millions that mysteriously wandered into his wife’s feminism-themed nonprofit and somehow never wandered back out; a Native American tribe that donated nearly two million dollars at right about the moment Gavin took its side in a casino fight, which is either a remarkable coincidence or a remarkable non-coincidence; a former chief of staff who just pleaded guilty to Fraud and Lying, which would make an excellent name for a punk rock band; and the governor’s central thesis that the most powerful man on Earth is personally terrified of him, despite said man not appearing on any ballot Gavin will ever reach, even on his best day. Grab a glove and your petroleum jelly. It’s probing time.
JEFF CHILDERS ( PROCTOLOGIST)
https://www.coffeeandcovid.com/p/jelly-probes-wednesday-june-17-2026?
Newsom’s a phucking clownshow….so representative of the demtard populace in Kalifornication…..as long as it’s a democrat in charge, we don’t care if they are corrupt. It’s just like the phucking Clintons…..open a foundation, get donations from entities looking to get favors, and all the stuff you wanted magically happens. But it had nothing to do with the money you gave the foundation, and the ridiculous salary it pays to my wife who’s the head of the foundation. Guys so fucking corrupt…and stupid. People tell him he has a shot a being next president, yeah good phucking luck. You’re supposed to commit the big crimes after you get to be president you moron, not before so it stops you from having a chance.
NAILED IT AA
Dems only know how to play dirty pool.
In the “olden days” they used to draw and quarter folks who betrayed the public trust.
If you “operate” in a public institution, you participate in a monopoly of power, under force of law.
Ie, you might just DESERVE a harsher punishment than ordinary criminals.
Let THAT be a law of the land.
Lose your job. Lose your pension. Lose your head.
Three doors. The public should have a say.
Politicians, in general, nauseate me, but Newsom actually angers me, or rather by proxy, I end up despising his voters, even friends of mine who live in California. They have, for all the time I’ve known them, seemed like intelligent people, but on the left, as are most in my field. It’s their admiration for Newsom that has now become a block to whatever feelings of love I had for them. I see individuals I’ve know for decades in a different light, tainted by their fawning over a scumbag. I don’t like to be as those people on the left who hate just because of who you vote for, but Newsum is a special case of scumbaggery. You have to be intentionally blind or just downright retarded to vote for a literal piece of shit as a human being. He exudes the kind of slime the cartoon version of a politician oozes with every pore of his being and yet many don’t seem to see it. I’m flummoxed how this man can even be considered presidential material by so many.
NAILED IT TOO MARCUS !!
“Grab a glove and your petroleum jelly. It’s probing time.” — Childers has a way with words!