We used to get hurricanes all the time. Big, powerful storms\u2014beautiful storms, but they were a disaster. And you know why? Because they didn\u2019t respect America, they thought we were weak. So I called NOAA and FEMA and said \u201cwe\u2019re changing it to the Gulf of America, because these hurricanes have gotta stop pushing us around, it\u2019s not good.\u201d And the weather people said \u201csir, you can\u2019t just change the name of an ocean, it won\u2019t stop the hurricanes, they\u2019re too strong!\u201d But we changed the name and we got Tim Apple to change the maps and now we don\u2019t have hurricanes anymore.<\/p>\n
Dutch Harbor, Alaska<\/p>\n Can’t we just get along?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" We used to get hurricanes all the time. Big, powerful storms\u2014beautiful storms, but they were a disaster. And you know why? Because they didn\u2019t respect America, they thought we were weak. So I called NOAA and FEMA and said \u201cwe\u2019re … Continue reading ![\"\"](\"https:\/\/goldtadise.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/2026-ODD.jpg\")
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