{"id":702731,"date":"2026-07-25T21:36:43","date_gmt":"2026-07-26T01:36:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/goldtadise.com\/?p=702731"},"modified":"2026-07-25T21:36:43","modified_gmt":"2026-07-26T01:36:43","slug":"trump-roasts-the-press-and-their-gala-last-night","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/goldtadise.com\/?p=702731","title":{"rendered":"TRUMP ROASTS THE PRESS AND THEIR GALA LAST NIGHT"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> President Trump: \u201cWhen I\u2019m gone, you\u2019re all going to be broke. Your business model is going to be finished\u2026 That\u2019s why tonight, to show how much I care about the press and I want to save your ratings, I am pleased to announce my intention to\u2014and this is somewhat of a scoop\u2014my intention to run for a fourth term as President of the United States\u2026 I won 3 times, now I\u2019m going to do it again.\u201d *Puts on \u2018Trump 2028 Hat*<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/x.com\/RedWavePress\/status\/2080848967332421667?\">https:\/\/x.com\/RedWavePress\/status\/2080848967332421667?<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>President Trump: \u201cWhen I\u2019m gone, you\u2019re all going to be broke. Your business model is going to be finished\u2026 That\u2019s why tonight, to show how much I care about the press and I want to save your ratings, I am &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/goldtadise.com\/?p=702731\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-702731","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/goldtadise.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/702731","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/goldtadise.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/goldtadise.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/goldtadise.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/goldtadise.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=702731"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/goldtadise.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/702731\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":702732,"href":"https:\/\/goldtadise.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/702731\/revisions\/702732"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/goldtadise.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=702731"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/goldtadise.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=702731"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/goldtadise.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=702731"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}