{"id":698140,"date":"2026-05-15T21:54:35","date_gmt":"2026-05-16T01:54:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/goldtadise.com\/?p=698140"},"modified":"2026-05-15T21:54:35","modified_gmt":"2026-05-16T01:54:35","slug":"if-any-of-your-friends-doubt-that-german-politics-have-become-absolutely-retarded-please-send-them-this-story","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/goldtadise.com\/?p=698140","title":{"rendered":"If any of your friends doubt that German politics have become absolutely retarded, please send them this story."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>THE MAJORITY OF GERMANS ARE VIENER SCHNITZEL FUCKTARDS<\/p>\n<p>EUGYPPIUS ( A GERMAN) HAS THE STORY<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.eugyppius.com\/p\/in-which-the-green-party-accidentally?\">https:\/\/www.eugyppius.com\/p\/in-which-the-green-party-accidentally?<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>THE MAJORITY OF GERMANS ARE VIENER SCHNITZEL FUCKTARDS EUGYPPIUS ( A GERMAN) HAS THE STORY https:\/\/www.eugyppius.com\/p\/in-which-the-green-party-accidentally?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-698140","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/goldtadise.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/698140","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/goldtadise.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/goldtadise.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/goldtadise.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/goldtadise.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=698140"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/goldtadise.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/698140\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":698141,"href":"https:\/\/goldtadise.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/698140\/revisions\/698141"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/goldtadise.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=698140"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/goldtadise.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=698140"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/goldtadise.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=698140"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}