JD! Just got off the plane. Headed down to watch the fights. Do we have a fight coming up?” <\/p>\n
“No idea, sir. I’m still in Islamabad.” <\/p>\n
“Ah. Yeah, I get it. You’re back at the hotel. Gonna fly out tomorrow.” <\/p>\n
“Well, sir. I’m still on site.” <\/p>\n
“On site?! What the hell are you on site for?”<\/p>\n
“We’re still negotiating, sir.” <\/p>\n
“Negotiating?! It’s been 17 hours!” <\/p>\n
“I’m really making some headway, sir. I just took a shower. And you know how that goes. I have the PERFECT responses that will allow us to come home with a deal for you and for the American people!” <\/p>\n
“JD. It’s okay. It is okay, JD. I don’t need a deal that bad. If they won’t save themselves, then you don’t need to save them.”<\/p>\n
“Nope. No. This, sir, is my Super Bowl.” <\/p>\n
“The Super Bowl was 4 quarters, JD. You’re working on 4 days over there.” <\/p>\n
“Yeah, well, I didn’t hear no bell. I can do this all day.” <\/p>\n
“Apparently that’s a literal statement. Did you get any headway?” <\/p>\n
“No, sir.” <\/p>\n
“What? They won’t give up the uranium?” <\/p>\n
“They said they have a God given right to uranium, sir.” <\/p>\n
“Well, that’s okay! Cause I’m about to secure my God given right to their fuckin’ oil, and we’ll see how they sound after that.” <\/p>\n
“No, sir. I can do this.” <\/p>\n
“Do what?”<\/p>\n
“Get a deal!” <\/p>\n
“Oh, I’m gonna get a deal. I’m gonna kill so many of those crazy bastards that they’re sending Marco to negotiate on their behalf. Come the hell home. You’re in ISLAMABAD!” <\/p>\n
“Can’t talk, sir. I gotta get back in there!” <\/p>\n
“… you know what? Knock yourself out. I need a Diet Coke.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
JD! Just got off the plane. Headed down to watch the fights. Do we have a fight coming up?” “No idea, sir. I’m still in Islamabad.” “Ah. Yeah, I get it. You’re back at the hotel. Gonna fly out tomorrow.” … Continue reading